Hello and welcome to the place where I am to don my serious cap and bore you rigid. Over the course of the following few months I'll be submitting a chapter every two weeks to this blog as I attempt to finish the novel I'm currently writing, as I've finally admitted that only public expectation will get me to engage my arse's fifth gear.
Comments, piss taking and contract offers are welcome, although I might choose to only accept book deals worth the price of one of my famous hair styling sessions.
More shall follow soon...
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